Mortgages are a bitch, aren’t they? Well, the amount of time you’ve spent chasing up notaries, bank officials, and real estate agents has finally paid off, and you and Isabella are now homeowners. But. You are not yet home boners. Nothing says home quite like hangin' out the back of your girl on your brand new bed, right? It’s been a long day, but you still need to Christen the place.
